Posts tagged: terry pratchett

Don’t cry,” said Miss Treason. “Living this long’s not as wonderful as people think. I mean, you get the same amount of youth as everyone else, but a great big extra helping of being very old and deaf and creaky.
Terry Pratchett - Wintersmith (via degenezijde)
Nanny Ogg gave her a slow, kind look. Tiffany stared into dark, twinkling eyes. Don’t try to trick her or hold anything back from those eyes, said her Third Thoughts. Everyone says she’s been Granny Weatherwax’s best friend since they were girls. And that means that under all those wrinkles must be nerves of steel.

Terry Pratchett - Wintersmith

(Can I have two old women as my brOTP? Because these two are my brOTP.)

Write. For more than three years I wrote more than 400 words every day. I mean, every calendar day. If for some reason, in those pre-portable days, I couldn’t get to a keyboard, I wrote hard the previous night and caught up the following day, and if it ever seemed that it was easy to do the average I upped the average. I also did a hell of a lot of editing afterwards but the point was there was something there to edit. I had a more than full-time job as well. I hate to say this, but most of the successful (well, okay… rich) authors I know seem to put ‘application’ around the top of the list of How-to-do-its. Tough but true.
Terry Pratchett (via mystmoon)
twin-city-ankh-and-morpork:

(x) The Luggage from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld
“The Luggage was also extremely protective if its owner. It would be hard to describe its attitude to the rest of creation, but one could start with the phrase ‘bloody-minded malevolence’ and work up from there.” 
                - Terry Pratchett, “Sourcery”
“The Luggage’s lid was set in an expression of grim determination. It didn’t want much out of the world, except for the total extinction of every other lifeform, but what it needed more than anything else now was its owner.”
                - Terry Pratchett, “Sourcery”

twin-city-ankh-and-morpork:

(x) The Luggage from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld

“The Luggage was also extremely protective if its owner. It would be hard to describe its attitude to the rest of creation, but one could start with the phrase ‘bloody-minded malevolence’ and work up from there.”

                - Terry Pratchett, “Sourcery

“The Luggage’s lid was set in an expression of grim determination. It didn’t want much out of the world, except for the total extinction of every other lifeform, but what it needed more than anything else now was its owner.”

                - Terry Pratchett, “Sourcery

The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.
 - Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (via scared-of-clouds)
when you have ruled out the impossible, what is left, however improbable, ain’t worth hanging around on a cold night wonderin’ about when you could be getting on the outside of a big drink.
Corporal Nobbs (via iamgrady)
flynn-the-cat:

Death and the Discworld by ~Flynn-the-cat
It’s Wear the Lilac Day this Saturday, May 25th.
Discworld fans wear the lilac and commemorate the Glorious Revolution (while also raising awareness and money for Alzheimer’s Disease research).

flynn-the-cat:

Death and the Discworld by ~Flynn-the-cat

It’s Wear the Lilac Day this Saturday, May 25th.

Discworld fans wear the lilac and commemorate the Glorious Revolution (while also raising awareness and money for Alzheimer’s Disease research).