yarnzipangirl:

    #steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

    (Source: holahydra, via alexielapril)

    lieutenantbites:

    nosdrinker:

    eveltal:

    supamuthafuckinvillain:

    sageoftenpaths:

    WOW

    I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

    That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

    HE REALLY DID IT

     

    (Source: 7hesevenhills, via araggedyangel)

    • DC:   Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel:   YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC:   We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel:   HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC:   The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel:   DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC:   After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel:   PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC:   We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel:   NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC:   We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel:   NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC:   We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel:   FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC:   Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel:   NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC:   Wait-
    • Marvel:   NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC:   I didn't-
    • Marvel:   NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel:   TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel:   PEACE

    (Source: fassyy, via araggedyangel)

    vausebaby:

    i-threw-my-pie-for-you:

    highonlifeeveryday:

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    magentagram:

    donna figured out what she wanted to do

    is nobody gonna mention her hair?
    orange is the new black?

    Orange IS the new black

    she also became like the hottest person on earth we can’t forget that

    yeah she got pretty hot

    (via araggedyangel)

  1. http://sugarblaster.tumblr.com/post/92412484700/ineffable-hufflepuff-slytherinfeminist-why

    ineffable-hufflepuff:

    slytherinfeminist:

    why be a fan of severus snape when you can be a fan of regulus black?

    Regulus Black who was noble and zealous and believed with all his heart in a cause. Regulus Black who saw his brother slip away from him, the brother who escaped their mother, while he stayed behind. Regulus Black, who was a Seeker and was kind to Kreacher. 

    Regulus Black who lost his convictions because he saw the evil Voldemort was willing to do, and do to a house elf of all things. 

    Regulus Black who went into that cave, who drank that potion, knowing what it did. Regulus Black who went there to sabotage the most evil wizard who ever lived. Regulus Black who became a rebel. Regulus Black who ordered Kreacher to safety even as he was dragged beneath the water.

    Regulus Black who died without his brother ever knowing what he had done. Regulus Black who died without anyone knowing about his sacrifice. (And can you imagine his mother? Waiting for him to come home, only he never does? Her son never comes home.)

    Regulus Black who redeemed himself. Regulus Black who was only 18 years old. 

    Why would you like anyone else when you could like Regulus Black? 

    (via araggedyangel)

    You’re your father’s daughter, no mistake. Bloody relentless, the both of you.
    It’s a new one today. Lots of tricky words. But I think you can manage.

    (Source: rubyredwisp, via araggedyangel)

  2. nineprotons:

    fewthistle:

    Caught Up in You. 1920s.

    Photographer: Unknown

    rambeltilx

  3. siriusblaque:

    fleur delacour is so important i can’t even put it into words

    badass girl whose “most precious” was her sister, who despite what anyone might think of her (cough molly cough ron cough hermione cough) looks past any aesthetic unpleasantries because she is completely and irrevocably in love with bill, who willingly risks her life for harry (the seven harrys, anyone???), who manages to create a spot of brightness in the middle of war (wedding!!!), who is feminine and badass at the same time, who opens her home to an entitled goblin and multiple refugees/runaways, who doesn’t sacrifice one bit of her integrity or character despite the looming threat of war

    (Source: hrodens, via araggedyangel)

    lesbeeanmovie:

    greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

    "sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

    (Source: kaliskadyami, via araggedyangel)