1. "Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

    George Carlin

    (Source: feellng)

    oscarwetnwilde:

    Series 3- Jeeves faces.

  2. "Why do we need books? Knowledge. Freedom. Power. Refuge. Escape. Fun. The little things in life."

    Stephen Fry

    (Source: extrafickle)

  3. world-of-leathercraft:

    They don’t even look real! Look at those bellies! — with Dina Mary Lanzoni and 12 others.
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  4. drmarvelousmarvella:

    There are many reason why I keep rereading the current Hawkeye run. This is one of those reasons.

    Hobos.

    ivy-miranda-2390:

    "Barton made a different call"

  5. "Also, there’s a certain glint in her eye generally possessed by those people who have found that they are more intelligent than most people around them but who haven’t yet learned that one of the most intelligent things they can do is prevent said people ever finding this out."

    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

    (Source: acid-gecko)

  6. "when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it’s nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, “Oh, random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-contiuum!” or “Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!”"

    Terry Pratchett in Men at Arms, a Discworld book.

    (Source: jwigs)

  7. j13ue:

    One of my favorite Clint and Kate interactions so far.